Numerous spoilers after the cut. You knew this was coming. Come on. Come on. Only the weak chicken out after a few episodes of “boring” training. I don’t know, maybe the Time-Space Administration Bureau could have invented something called the Amplifying Rapid Growth Hormone during the 10 year timeskip, thus enabling the possibility of an epic [...]
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Agree with Shinpon’s review that this issue is bursting with goodness. My particular favourites are the Signum poster (oh so dashing!) and the Lucky Star banana boat. The pencil board was yummy but could have been more yurilicious. In particular, I really liked the addition of black for her inner shirt above her breasts for [...]
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TSAB was run by brains in jars? Are you shitting me?
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Capital City, Midchilda, April 1, 2007 - The Time Space Administration Bureau Inc. (MSAQ: TSAB) announced today that it has agreed to acquire Nanoha Inc., responsible for such successful outcomes like Nanoha v0.1 and Nanoha Beta A's, for an undisclosed sum. Following the acquisition, Nanoha Inc. will be renamed to The 6th MS Mobile Section 6, operating under the close scrutiny of the TSAB Ground Forces, its new parent division."We have had a good partnership in the past with Nanoha Inc. and have noted their continued cast growth and success in this very competitive market," said Regius Gaiz, Chief Tyrant of TSAB. "This is a mutually beneficial transaction, allowing us to impede the progress of Nanoha Inc. as well as keep tabs on some of its less desirable elements.""I truly believe that this is a historic milestone for the company," said Nanoha Takamachi, CEO and co-founder of Nanoha Inc. "We have entered a new chapter where others choose our battles or prevent us from acting at all."When the acquisition is complete, Nanoha Inc. will move to a permanent facility situated within firing range of the TSAB's Capital City Defense Forces. Bolstered by the recruitment of other suspicious elements into its front line staff, the newly christened Mobile Section 6 will provide token assistance in such areas as child assistance and lost and found, under the close supervision of high ranking inspectors of superior judgment and moral fibre.About The Time Space Administration BureauThe TSAB provides an ideal sandbox for playing politics and establishing shady connections. Founded in time immemorial, the TSAB enjoys frequent internal power struggles and grudge matches between its ground, naval, and air forces.About Nanoha Inc.Founded in 2004, Nanoha Inc. acquired Wolkenritter Intergalactic (Planetary!) to become a multi-faceted security Contractor organization. The company prides itself on its clear-cut battle lines even if the opponents are not. By capitalizing on this combat innovation, the company has brought WIN, EPIC, and the letter J to its myriad fans around the universe(s).Caution Concerning Forward-Looking StatementsSome assembly required. Actual results may vary. Past performance is no indication of future returns. Correlation does not imply causation. Warranty void if seal is broken. No purchase necessary.
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I’m pretty sure Vivio would have made a better capacitor than a battery.
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  Yep, another combo exhibition video of my favorite hentai game series.
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| Yes, Nanoha, Fate and Hayate are legal now you lolipedofins. Not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad one. OK, first things first - I am back ^_^. Thank you all you people who visited while I was away - We seem to have hit 1 million hits while I was [...]
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Simple. Nanoha and Rozen Maiden sweep the thing every year. I am covering it on my personal blog, but as long as everyone else is covering it on their anime blogs, why should I? That being said... HOW did Princess Tomoyo lose to the likes of the Strawberry Panic girls? I'm disappointed in you, boys. Men make no sense!
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Third episode done. That’s all for now, until the next DVD is released in Japan. I noticed this episode’s was a little more rough in parts than the previous two, so I have made a few minor edits to the dialogue (mainly adding missing words, changing a couple of words that didn’t make sense, and [...]
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Soooooooo much technobabble.
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