Yeah yeah, laugh it up. Clearly I had so much fun reviewing Strike Witches’ first episode that I needed a full series dose of High Quality Anime. Dragonar Academy was roughly as terrible as you’d [...]
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This is review number three hundred and four. This anime is part of the Spring 2014 lineup. The anime I’ll be reviewing is called Seikoku no Dragonar or Dragon Academy. It’s a pretty straightforward [...]
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Ash Blake fights with dragons together with his harem and his pet loli dragon. Girls’ clothes explode in battle with tentacle monsters. I’ve watched a lot of classy anime over the years, and this one [...]
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Rebelliously defying its source material, Dragonar Academy does the unexpected and adds nipples to its pink-haired loli heroine on Blu-ray - never before have fans' pleas for areola been granted this [...]
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There’s a principle in writing drama coined by Anton Chekhov called simply “Chekhov’s Gun”. It’s a straightforward idea with the spirit of it being “don’t include anything unnecessary”; a lot of anime [...]
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It really turns me on when the girl comes prepared. Dragonar was the obligatory brain-dead harem show with generous fanservice that would try and do its best filling the hole left by Highschool DxD. [...]
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All good things must come to end. So too must Dragonar Academy, also known as Seikoku no Dragonar, Dinopoop or its name on the street, Jailbait. You might be expecting me to bash this, and you’d be [...]
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It might not have had much going for it, but Dragonar Academy concludes as the most consistent anime of 2014 - boasting tentacle rape in just about every episode, proving to be more about octopi, than [...]
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Good job getting all of them, show. Impressions: Something has gone horribly wrong when the protagonists don’t even show up for the first quarter of the final episode. And the episode was extra long [...]
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Appropriately enough, the bad guys crank up the evil to 11, while Ash and Silvia finally go at it — in the bed. Dragonar Academy attempts to keep Eco nude through at least half of the episode, before [...]
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They sure do love their tentacles and baths, don’t they? Impressions: This one began with the maid stripping, swinging her pendulous breasts all over, and then giving the princess another [...]
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Dragonar Academy continues its hostile takeover of the hearts and minds of the American people. In this star spangled episode, we’re treated to maid service and fancy gowns. It’s all about drama and [...]
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Play to your strengths. Impressions: Should our episodes really be this pointless three from the end? About the last three minutes, which was just one long expositional dumpery, was just about the [...]
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Yeah, yeah, don’t start freaking out over the lack of Kanojo ga Flag o Oraretara. I’ll cover it tomorrow… maybe. But before we get to the latest episode of Seikoku no Dragonar, I’m been thinking. What [...]
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Tentacle rape returns in Seikoku no Octopus, at least three different girls than from last time get sexually molested by underwater sea creature appendages, an incredibly shocking and unforeseen turn [...]
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Tentacle monsters make a surprise return cameo in episode 9 of Dragonar, where they go speed-dating with various female characters. Also, Mr. Milgauss dukes it out with Ash, and there’s the best [...]
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Because you’re going to spend the entire episode being tentacle raped. Impressions: It’s a little difficult to say where exactly they lost all control of the episode. There’s a pretty good case for [...]
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There’s a record setting boobie-molestation scene in this week’s Dragon Academy. Dragonar doesn’t pull any belly punches as everyone heads to camp. I haven’t seen this much nudity since, well, since [...]
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Oh boy! Impressions: So… This arc’s apparently going to be a three plus episode affair on the strength of about ten minutes of pure padding. The entire sequence between the OP and the commercial break [...]
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I’m back for another episode of Dragonar, the show where pre-teen girls regularly get tentacle molested, high school girls get their clothes repeatedly torn off and the story — well — I have no idea [...]
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